MUFH, an introduction

I've decided to start another vein of column/entries.
MUFH.

As cryptic as that might read, it quite possibly jumps out and rings some form of bell for
Geeks out there.
Any Geek worth his salt is famaliar with BOFH. BOFH is a series of writings by a fellow
New Zealander who calls himself the Bastard Operator From Hell.
The Bastard Operator From Hell writes about his experiences with various users and how he
make funs of them and makes life increasingly difficult for them. Something most computer
System Administrators can laugh heartily at.

I've decided that I should write my own version of this, with a slightly different focus.
While BOFHs theme is him making trouble for users, I would like to instead spend more time
dealing with what can often be the remarkable stupidity involved in users in general.
Most of those reading this will probably be in the Users category, so I hope I don't offend
too much by making fun of other Users... But I'd like to think that you might be able to
enjoy the follies of others... We'll see.

I've decided to christen this new series of rantings MUFH. Moron Users From Hell.
While perhaps I might deviate to slight poetic licence in their telling, I assure you that
they are all 100% based on fact, and should follow very closely to the actual happenings.
Of course, I can't guarantee my memory of some of the foregone events might be entirely
accurate... But I'm the story teller, right? What're you gunna do?